Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me! Yadda, yadda, yadda. Well today is my birthday. I turn the big One-Eight. So, now I can drive, buy tobacco products, enlist in the military, vote, and apply for credit cards. Now I have 1095 days until I can receive a CCW permit. Something to look forward to, I guess.
Oh, and to everyone else who was born on 20 April, except for one, happy birthday.